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Regatta 2008

Last week, I wem't to the Regatta...

For those who don't know what a regatta is, Regatta is some kind of boat or kayak race...(I Think)...

It was fun...

It was cool...

But...

One man was very annoying....

Who is he???

Meet The ANNOYING OLD MAN...

What happened???

During the opening ceremony, birds was released...

One of the bird fell into the water...

The bird was perfectly O.K...

But the old man, Being an old and annoying man, felt the need for the rescue team...

He NAGGED at them (saying things like: the bird is going to die or the bird is also a life or the bird also want to live).

The rescue team was very 'HOT' at him...

They dicided to rescue the bird(that was not in danger) because they cannot stand his ANNOYING voice anymore.

Even though they were clearly going to get the bird, the annoying old man kept on nagging them to 'save' the bird...

When they cought the bird, the old man cheered...

Some other Idiots followed him...

This is the tale of the ANNOYING OLD MAN...

The moral of the story is: DON'T BE AN ANNOYING OLD MAN OR ELSE SOMEBODY WILL BLOG ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG.

P/S: DON'T invite any annoying old man to parties, gatherings, Meetings or any other functions...

KL trip part 4- I'm Gonna Miss Her...

Yup.... I'm gonna miss her...

As most of you know, i went to kl a few weeks ago. the reason was that me and my family went there to send my SISTER to kl for her studies... It was the last time that i'm gonna see her for some time... i'm gonna miss her...

I feel sad losing a loved one... wouldn't you?

Honestly, i only started to appreciate her last year.

I guess that the saying "You never know what you've got until it's (almost) gone"is true....

Since then, i had played with her [a lot], took thousands of picture with her and many more...

the posibilities was practically limitless....

Some of you may be wondering wether she beautiful or not...

Well she is...

She's beautiful, smart, fast, sharp, stylish, great body figure and above all greatly talented....

Because words cannot experss her beauty, I'm gonna show you some picturea of her...

These pictures were shot at a very nice angle...

Making her body-shape stand out from the others...

Making you want to hold her....

Making you want to feel her....

Well this is the picture....

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The picture of the one...

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The ONLY...

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IXUS 70...

Isn't She A BEAUTY....?

KL trip part 3- KL wack

KL is a nice place

There are many things to see there

For example this face

I saw this face while wondering around the streets of KL

Other than that, there is also some dude bending metal into shapes of stuff

I would take more pictures but the dude said no pictures...

The adds at KL are different....

Here's the wacky part of KL

People who feels too tired to get to their car can take a nap to recharge their "batteries" at the carpark....

[NOTE:you can only sleep at the area such as shown]

KL Do's and Dont's

Here's some KL do's ant dont's

1) If you're afraid of cats, DON'T go to KL because there are BIG CATS here

2)If you're a recyclist, DON'T recycle at KL because recyclist tend to dissapear here
[photo:footprints of the last recyclist that recycle here]

(police are still looking for them)

3)If you hate footballers, DON'T piss them off...

Trust me... I should Know....

KL trip part 2- KL Shopping

All of you know that KL has

many shopping mall

But not all of you know where I shop in KL...

Where could it be???

These are suggestion on WHERE you should

find ME when YOU'RE Looking for Me

IN KL...

Not Here...

BUT...

HERE...

HERE...

Here Also...

Here Too...

Here...

Here...

Here of Course...

Here...

And my personal favourite...

HERE!!!!

I love this place so much...

Sometimes I feel that it should be called

SUPER-DUPER BUGER KING

By looking at those "suggestion"

You can tell that i like food...

Here's some food that I ate

Buger King=Good Food

These are pretzel sticks....

A hotdog is actually a sausage on a bun...

This is a Kebab

What happens when you can't find me anywhere and it's in the middle of the night???

[SOLUTION: look for me at a mamak stall near you...]

Here's what I ate at the mamak stall

Sup Ekor

Tom Yam Soup

Karang Rebus....

You now might be thinking that I don't eat Japanese...

If You're thinking that...

YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!!!

I Have my share of japanese food...

BUT....

It's the CHEAP type....

[what can I say...I'm a cheap date...]

KL trip part 1- Take Flight

Air travel and other transport System....

I HATE air travel...

Why do i hate it??? I don't know myself...

But it somehow always make me sick....

especially my last trip to kl...

(i used this plane)

[note: Do not provoke me after i get off a plane because i cannot guarentee your safety]

I don't think i have any problems with other vehicles...

I LIKE Trains...

esspecially when the travel time is short...

The only problem is....

You have to Wait for it....

[look... no wacth]

Travelling with O.K.U.

Do You Think It's A little bit hard to travel with a person in a wheelchair???

You don't have to worry anymore because planes are now installed with a wheelchair seat...

How could this be??? Where do they sit???

Well.... It will all be explained with the following picture...

I'm not sure how do you get anybody up there...

but it does work...

wheelchair-friendly staris...

I found this in somewhere in KL

This is sappose to be a "wheelchari-friendly stairs"
But it looks like normal stairs with a wheelchair sticker on it....

My "Gifted" hair

What is this???

well.... Its My hair....

Let's play a game. The game is called guess what is in fiq's hair...

I'll tell you what could be in my hair...

Is It...

A) Money
You never know when you'll be needing it...

Comes in 1,5,10,50 and 100 bills

B) A Pencil

This pencil is very handy.....

Especially when it comes to writing Girls Phone Number...
The only problem with it is that there's never paper when you need it...


C) Answer Sheet to my test

I love this method of cheating...
Putting answers in your HAIR not your HEAD...
My teacher didn't suspect anything....


Or is it..


D) A Blue Plastic Stick
Why put a blue plastic stick in my hair???
I have no idea....


How to put things in your hair???
I'll give you step-by-step instruction on how to do this

Step 1: Select an item

Choose wisley because you cant put things that is too big in your hair...

NOTE: roll up your item of choice if it's a paper-like material...

Step 2: Inserting the item

Once you have chosen the item, insert the item in your hair as shown in the picture above...

Step 3: Patting your hair

After you have inserted the item of choice, give your head a little pat on your head to ensure that the item is not sticking out...
NOTE: if the item is sticking out, People will notice it...

And thats how you put things in your hair

The answer for the game is.....

All Of the above...

1. Answer Sheet
2. Money
3. Pencil
4. Blue Plastic Stick
   
   

Unfortunately, my teacher found out that i've been cheating and ordered me to Cut My Hair...

Now, i can't do anything untill my hair grow...