What the fiq

I'm MOVING!!!!

2008-10-18T21:34:00.002+08:00

As Mentioned above I, WhatTheFiq, am moving...
My NEW site is http://whatthefiq.wordpress.com/

Regatta 2008

2008-08-10T14:00:00.007+08:00

Last week, I wem't to the Regatta...

For those who don't know what a regatta is, Regatta is some kind of boat or kayak race...(I Think)...

It was fun...

It was cool...

But...

One man was very annoying....

Who is he???

Meet The ANNOYING OLD MAN...

What happened???

During the opening ceremony, birds was released...

One of the bird fell into the water...

The bird was perfectly O.K...

But the old man, Being an old and annoying man, felt the need for the rescue team...

He NAGGED at them (saying things like: the bird is going to die or the bird is also a life or the bird also want to live).

The rescue team was very 'HOT' at him...

They dicided to rescue the bird(that was not in danger) because they cannot stand his ANNOYING voice anymore.

Even though they were clearly going to get the bird, the annoying old man kept on nagging them to 'save' the bird...

When they cought the bird, the old man cheered...

Some other Idiots followed him...

This is the tale of the ANNOYING OLD MAN...

The moral of the story is: DON'T BE AN ANNOYING OLD MAN OR ELSE SOMEBODY WILL BLOG ABOUT YOU IN HIS BLOG.

P/S: DON'T invite any annoying old man to parties, gatherings, Meetings or any other functions...

KL trip part 4- I'm Gonna Miss Her...

2008-07-25T15:15:00.006+08:00

Yup.... I'm gonna miss her...

As most of you know, i went to kl a few weeks ago. the reason was that me and my family went there to send my SISTER to kl for her studies... It was the last time that i'm gonna see her for some time... i'm gonna miss her...

I feel sad losing a loved one... wouldn't you?

Honestly, i only started to appreciate her last year.

I guess that the saying "You never know what you've got until it's (almost) gone"is true....

Since then, i had played with her [a lot], took thousands of picture with her and many more...

the posibilities was practically limitless....

Some of you may be wondering wether she beautiful or not...

Well she is...

She's beautiful, smart, fast, sharp, stylish, great body figure and above all greatly talented....

Because words cannot experss her beauty, I'm gonna show you some picturea of her...

These pictures were shot at a very nice angle...

Making her body-shape stand out from the others...

Making you want to hold her....

Making you want to feel her....

Well this is the picture....

The picture of the one...

The ONLY...

IXUS 70...

Isn't She A BEAUTY....?

KL trip part 3- KL wack

2008-07-19T22:10:00.007+08:00

KL is a nice place

There are many things to see there

For example this face

I saw this face while wondering around the streets of KL

Other than that, there is also some dude bending metal into shapes of stuff

I would take more pictures but the dude said no pictures...

The adds at KL are different....

Here's the wacky part of KL

People who feels too tired to get to their car can take a nap to recharge their "batteries" at the carpark....

[NOTE:you can only sleep at the area such as shown]

KL Do's and Dont's

Here's some KL do's ant dont's

1) If you're afraid of cats, DON'T go to KL because there are BIG CATS here

2)If you're a recyclist, DON'T recycle at KL because recyclist tend to dissapear here
[photo:footprints of the last recyclist that recycle here]

(police are still looking for them)

3)If you hate footballers, DON'T piss them off...

Trust me... I should Know....

KL trip part 2- KL Shopping

2008-07-12T22:00:00.002+08:00

All of you know that KL has

many shopping mall

But not all of you know where I shop in KL...

Where could it be???

These are suggestion on WHERE you should

find ME when YOU'RE Looking for Me

IN KL...

Not Here...

BUT...

HERE...

Here Also...

Here Too...

Here...

Here of Course...

Here...

And my personal favourite...

HERE!!!!

I love this place so much...

Sometimes I feel that it should be called

SUPER-DUPER BUGER KING

By looking at those "suggestion"

You can tell that i like food...

Here's some food that I ate

Buger King=Good Food

These are pretzel sticks....

A hotdog is actually a sausage on a bun...

This is a Kebab

What happens when you can't find me anywhere and it's in the middle of the night???

[SOLUTION: look for me at a mamak stall near you...]

Here's what I ate at the mamak stall

Sup Ekor

Tom Yam Soup

Karang Rebus....

You now might be thinking that I don't eat Japanese...

If You're thinking that...

YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!!!

I Have my share of japanese food...

BUT....

It's the CHEAP type....

[what can I say...I'm a cheap date...]

KL trip part 1- Take Flight

2008-07-11T15:15:00.001+08:00

Air travel and other transport System....

I HATE air travel...

Why do i hate it??? I don't know myself...

But it somehow always make me sick....

especially my last trip to kl...

(i used this plane)

[note: Do not provoke me after i get off a plane because i cannot guarentee your safety]

I don't think i have any problems with other vehicles...

I LIKE Trains...

esspecially when the travel time is short...

The only problem is....

You have to Wait for it....

[look... no wacth]

Travelling with O.K.U.

Do You Think It's A little bit hard to travel with a person in a wheelchair???

You don't have to worry anymore because planes are now installed with a wheelchair seat...

How could this be??? Where do they sit???

Well.... It will all be explained with the following picture...

I'm not sure how do you get anybody up there...

but it does work...

wheelchair-friendly staris...

I found this in somewhere in KL

This is sappose to be a "wheelchari-friendly stairs"
But it looks like normal stairs with a wheelchair sticker on it....

My "Gifted" hair

2008-06-29T10:47:00.000+08:00

What is this???

well.... Its My hair....

Let's play a game. The game is called guess what is in fiq's hair...

I'll tell you what could be in my hair...

Is It...

A) Money
You never know when you'll be needing it...

Comes in 1,5,10,50 and 100 bills

B) A Pencil

This pencil is very handy.....

Especially when it comes to writing Girls Phone Number...
The only problem with it is that there's never paper when you need it...

C) Answer Sheet to my test

I love this method of cheating...
Putting answers in your HAIR not your HEAD...
My teacher didn't suspect anything....

Or is it..

D) A Blue Plastic Stick
Why put a blue plastic stick in my hair???
I have no idea....

How to put things in your hair???
I'll give you step-by-step instruction on how to do this

Step 1: Select an item

Choose wisley because you cant put things that is too big in your hair...

NOTE: roll up your item of choice if it's a paper-like material...

Step 2: Inserting the item

Once you have chosen the item, insert the item in your hair as shown in the picture above...

Step 3: Patting your hair

After you have inserted the item of choice, give your head a little pat on your head to ensure that the item is not sticking out...
NOTE: if the item is sticking out, People will notice it...

And thats how you put things in your hair

The answer for the game is.....

All Of the above...

Answer Sheet
Money
Pencil
Blue Plastic Stick

Unfortunately, my teacher found out that i've been cheating and ordered me to Cut My Hair...

Now, i can't do anything untill my hair grow...

Koperasi Day

2008-06-27T16:02:00.001+08:00

Koperasi day, a nice day for food...

For Buying food...

For eating food...

Wat is Koperasi day you may ask?

Koperasi day or hari koperasi is a day where students sell things (mostly food) to other students and teachers in 1 day.

This year's koperasi day was different but yet the same.

It all started with an assembly that was, as always, BORING and LONG...

Last year, the koperasi day's assembly was so long that someone fainted...

As usual, we manage to survive the unforgiving experience by entertaining ourself as shown in the picture.

The guys in my class were supposed to do some gardening stuff after the assembly but I didn’t go. In other words I escape doing those duties. How??? I used my favourite excuse- The “I have to take pictures fort the school magazine” excuse...

The girls in my class were assigned to clean the class.

I have to admit that they did a pretty good job and the class was spotless... that is... untill the guys came into the class with their extremly dirthy shoes...

The first event that i "covered" was footsal.

Thats GUY, my friend. He entered in the footsal competition. I'm not sure weather his team won or lost. By the way, he was a bad goalkeeper...

Next was Petaunge... wats petaunge??? It's a wired game where people thows a shiny metal ball to a smaller ping pong-sized ball.... the team that is the closest to small ball wins...

Afte that, I visited the car-boot stalls. only got 5 stalls... so sad...

One of the teacher kiasu and make his ordinary stall into a SUPER Car-Boot Stall. I'm not sure what the heck was he selling. Any ideas???

After the car-boot stalls, I felt hungry(I'm always hungry) and i went to look for food...

This is The Enforcer's food stall... I like the hotdog that they make cuz it was YUMMY...
It was so nice that i ate 3 hotdogs...

Remember the photo of a person doing the barbecue??

(if not, scroll up)

This was the end result of the Barbecue...

Burnt Chicken

I almost lost my Phone!!!

2008-06-13T16:19:00.000+08:00

Yup... thats right.. i almost lost my phone today... STUPID friday the 13...

But before that, let me tell you all about my week. My week began at 5.55am, Monday. Went 2 school, do normal stuff ,eat and sleep(but mostly sleeping)... It's just hard to study after a holiday...

OK enough about tat, i'll talk about today:FRIDAY THE 13....
This morning, woke up, same stuff as usual. I tought it was a good idea to bring my phone because i had a meeting in the afternoon and i wasn't sure when it will finish. Because we have this disiplin teacher ,Let's call him 'The Enforcer', he's the type of teacher that you wouldn't want to when you have your phone with you. anyway,i hid my phone in my food container(as shown in the diagram) just in case got spotcheck.Why food container you may ask?well put it this way-would you open a student's food container to know wat's inside during a spotcheck???

our usual assembly was unusually LONGER than usual. But it was ok(me and my friends were playing at the back). Suddenly, my name was called to recive some kind of prize. Apparently i won second place in a competition that i dint konw that i participated. i tought that today was my lucky day... But little did i know that my luck would change.......

At the end of the day, i went to my bag to check on the time on my phone [i'm not really a watch person]. i noticed that my container was gone. i was thinking"OMG!!! WHERE"S MY CONTAINER". i didin't wanted to say it out loud because wouldn't you be freaked out if you're in a room and someone shout "WHERE's MY CONTAINER? WHERE'S MY CONTAINER?". after checking my bag for a few times, i quickly ran to my class to check in my desk. i was thinking"I'm dead if i find the container minus the phone... but then again, who opens other people's container to see wat's inside".

I don't think i need to tell you what happens next because the title gives the whole story away. well, tat's my Friday the 13th.very soi. when i went home, i took some mince meat to de-frost for dinner.. guess wat? i forgot to eat it. i never tought the day would come that i forgot to eat something....dissapointing........